17 November 2005
Poor BB and his friends got accosted by a mad woman in a drug-induced rage at the weekend. They were coming back from Airsoft, when this woman cuts them up and bumps into them from behind. (Luckily, the poor car and they were fine). She storms out of her car, thumps on the driver window and shouts abuse and BB's friend, E. Then stomps back to her car and drives off.
At the next traffic lights, she stops again and stomps back to our car and shouts some more and then stomps off again.
At the NEXT traffic lights she overtakes, stops suddenly in front of them, causing them to bump into her, and then gets out, shouts somemore and starts banging the driver window again. E unwinds the window (rather unwisely I feel), at which point, she starts bitch-slapping him through the window. BB then gets out of the car and she starts shouting that she's going to 'f**king kill them' and that if she had a gun she'd shoot them all dead and that her family were gangsters and she knew our licence plate and would follow them home and get her family to kill them.
At this point BB calls the police. The mad woman then looks like she's going to drive away several times, but thinks better of it as they have her licence plate. When the police arrives, she starts accusing BB of hitting her and screaming and saying she's from Ghana and has no passport and all kinds of lunatic abuse.
At which point, some Chinese woman jumps out of her car and starts asking BB and friends for directions to Streatham Hill station. After receiving blank and rather bemused expressions from them, she then asks the police woman, who looks at her in pretty much the same way, before saying she'll deal with her later. The Chinese woman then flags down a black cab and gets her directions that way.
Back to mad woman - of course, she has no insurance. What a surprise. Police woman tells BB he should exchange details with mad woman. BB pretty much says 'no way' as a) she has no insurance so it's pointless and b) she's mad. So the police woman says if that they are happy to drive on then they can go. BB says, 'Isn't it an offence not to have insurance?'. The police woman says yes, but to leave that to her. Last thing they hear is mad woman offering the police the names of two crack dealers in exchange for letting her off.
What is the world coming to. I hope they deport her.
At the next traffic lights, she stops again and stomps back to our car and shouts some more and then stomps off again.
At the NEXT traffic lights she overtakes, stops suddenly in front of them, causing them to bump into her, and then gets out, shouts somemore and starts banging the driver window again. E unwinds the window (rather unwisely I feel), at which point, she starts bitch-slapping him through the window. BB then gets out of the car and she starts shouting that she's going to 'f**king kill them' and that if she had a gun she'd shoot them all dead and that her family were gangsters and she knew our licence plate and would follow them home and get her family to kill them.
At this point BB calls the police. The mad woman then looks like she's going to drive away several times, but thinks better of it as they have her licence plate. When the police arrives, she starts accusing BB of hitting her and screaming and saying she's from Ghana and has no passport and all kinds of lunatic abuse.
At which point, some Chinese woman jumps out of her car and starts asking BB and friends for directions to Streatham Hill station. After receiving blank and rather bemused expressions from them, she then asks the police woman, who looks at her in pretty much the same way, before saying she'll deal with her later. The Chinese woman then flags down a black cab and gets her directions that way.
Back to mad woman - of course, she has no insurance. What a surprise. Police woman tells BB he should exchange details with mad woman. BB pretty much says 'no way' as a) she has no insurance so it's pointless and b) she's mad. So the police woman says if that they are happy to drive on then they can go. BB says, 'Isn't it an offence not to have insurance?'. The police woman says yes, but to leave that to her. Last thing they hear is mad woman offering the police the names of two crack dealers in exchange for letting her off.
What is the world coming to. I hope they deport her.
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# posted by gilamonster : 06:49
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don't even know what to say. Makes me think twice about moving back to the UK. Civilisation is falling apart! "Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold, mere anarchy is loosed upon the world." On a more humane note, I suppose we should feel sorry for the poor thing. The Chinese woman's interjection is characteristically huamn. Would make a great medieval painting, a la Breughel.
that pretentious post would have made a lot more sense if I hadn't managed to misspell "human" in the penultimate sentence.
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