18 April 2008

I now have two good reasons for having put on weight in my later years.

1. I don't shiver so much when it's cold.

2. I had an audition yesterday in which we had to play a game where whilst reading the script, I had to hold onto the other actor while she tried to get away simultaneously. The actress I was working with was insane and hadn't seemed to grasp the idea that when acting, you should try to avoid killing your fellow actors by generally kicking, punching or bashing them on the head in an effort to fulfil your objective of getting away. So I used my superior weight to sit on her...

Comments:
Ha, ha. Good for you.
 
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