27 October 2006

This is an e-mail the company manager got today from someone in the office:

"Hi

I just wanted to let you know that I accidentally brought home a piece of company property yesterday which jumped out of my bag when I got home.

When I told my manager, he asked me to find out if you wanted me to bring it back."

It was a mouse....

Eek...

I think it's safe to say that we have an infestation. Rentokil came in a week ago but the receptionists are still shrieking and people can hear scuttling in the ceilings.

My agent called and asked if I thought I could pass for a size 14. The cheek of it.
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4 comments:

  1. FBT28 October 2006 at 22:17

    gross

    I'm sure that Gwyneth Paltrow would make herself look fatter for a part if required. In fact, I think she does in that Farrelly brothers' movie - the name of which has thankfully escaped me.

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  2. gilamonster29 October 2006 at 08:30

    I think it depends on the part. This was for a stills ad for Reductil. I don't think Gwynneth would do it for that.

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  3. Anonymous2 November 2006 at 05:20

    Shallow Hal, Phiz?

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  4. FBT3 November 2006 at 14:13

    that's the one.

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